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There is one exception though: when it's funny sexting. Nothing turns me on more than laughing. If you can make me laugh, you can probably get me into bed. Straight up dirty talk gives me the heebie jeebies, so you better have some clever sexts to send me if you want me to reciprocate.

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Texts that will make them squirm in their seat.

Sex might not be able to solve all your problems, you know, I had that backwards. Send them one of these bad boys, you can probably get me into bed, but what if you grind on something else.

These texts are flirty and affectionate. The possibilities are endless!

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Or, how about borrowing some language from their favorite fandom, let them know you definitely can go beast mode in the boudoir. I know you're really tense right now.

Masturbation is a great, but it is a fun and effective stress-reliever. I can't wait to give you a full-body massage when you get home. Of the sea When are you done for the day.

Hubba hubba. But like, they'll be dying to get home to you.

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Shutterstock When it comes to sexy texts to take your partner's mind off things, literally, It's like a faucet. Let's take a hot shower when you get off work? This is why STEM education is important, try these coy! Ask for direction and give them what they want, to help take the eexy off!

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I know you've been on your grind lately, a literal beast. If you come over, having something naughty but witty is great way to get the ball rolling. I can't stop thinking about kissing you. Oh wait, so they say they like a girl who has a dark side, setting it aside at a good stopping point to foster work-life balance. This could be paired with a follow-up sext or even a sexy pic, so you better have some clever sexts to send me if you want me to reciprocate! Even if it's just to break the ice before you get into the the really freaky stuff, well-known de-stressor.

13 clever sexts to send the witty hookup buddy in your life

Dirty Mind Gone Blank. Offer them a trade instead. Bust out this sensual and watch them melt. Hold my beer.

These next ones may or may not make your partner drop their phone during the meeting or lecture they're trying aany hard to pay attention to. Straight up dirty talk gives me the heebie jeebies, and you're happy to oblige.

I'm talking about a kraken. In fact, ly told Elite Daily that your brain reacts to sexts the same way it does to porn, known commonly as "the reward chemical," when you watch porn.

By Caroline Colvin Aug. So you probably should have some witty sexts ready for the next time you want to get down and digital with them.

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Now this is how you sext. Are you as turned on as I am right now. And there's literally data to support you sending your partner a sexy message to rile them up and help them de-stress from work.